About Dr. K’s Artisan Body:
Dr. K’s Artisan was originally founded as SkunkScrub in Salt Lake City, Utah. Still operates in Salt Lake City, as the founders are too accustomed to navigating by mountains to risk panicking like rabid ferrets if GPS goes out when there aren’t any mountains around.
Dr. K’s Artisan Body is the DBA ( doing business as ) of an LLC ( limited liability company ) mainly operated by an oversnarked female ( bitch ) who is also a healthcare professional.
Our company’s oversnarked female loves to utilize her nerdness researching and crafting high-function, luxurious formulas from scratch to share with people.
In addition, all of the company founders have spawned brilliant offspring, whom embody the absolute necessity to change the trajectory of human consumption to a more sustainable culture - one where our possessions and rituals are consciously utilized and highly valued.
Dr. K’s Artisan Body is a professional member of the HSCG, the Handcrafted Soap and Cosmetic Guild. We hold ourselves to the highest standards of small-scale manufacturing.
Your product is made in a dedicated facility, and not in the kitchen alongside the kids’ mac and cheese.
We welcome questions, concerns, and comments! We are a small business and lack a customer service team trained to efficiently pat you on the head once you’ve contacted us.
Instead, we have founders who would love to start a human-to-human business friendship with you.